If I were in a horror film, I would hope that I would never have to face any possible attack in a bathroom…

I mean, think about it. The last thing you want is to be taking a piss, and look up or sideways and see the terrifying so-and-so you’ve been trying to escape from.

Whose idea was that, anyways?

“Let’s not only make this character have to face this terrifying so-and-so, but let’s also do it in the most inconvenient, awkward place possible.”

It’s like when you take a bath or shower, and you hear thumping noises, and think, “I’ll have to defend myself, wet and naked.”

It’s the last place you want this to happen…

I guess there’s an upside to it, though. Facing the terrifying so-and-so in a bathroom (in a horror film), you don’t have to worry about crapping your pants, because there’s a toilet right there…

(Laughs) Anyways, that’s my worthless opinion.